“A voyage through diapers, the woods, the snow, and the clankers…”
“Before the quest began, the voyager was already well-traveled.”
“The voyager’s greatest quest was a different kind of vibing: the diapers and naps and crying kind.”

“With stroller in hand, the voyager logged miles through the kingdom’s indoor trails.”


“Formidable foes appeared. The voyager’s only defense: a warm jacket and sheer stubbornness.”
“The voyager trekked across the occassional outdoor trail as well.”
A few long trail runs courtesy of the best Christmas present of my life (my wife hired a babysitter). And a lot of treadmill runs. For me, the action is the juice.



“The voyager retreated to the workshop. Three artifacts were forged in the fires of nap time.”
“The voyager tinkered with a mysterious open-source creature — part lobster, part AI, entirely unhinged.”
An open-source personal AI assistant that runs locally, connects to your messaging apps, and does autonomous tasks — “the lobster way.”

“When the voyager was reminded of how infurating the store of applications can be, he retreated to the world wide web.”
“A secret weapon, long rumored, conjured by the power of artificial intelligence.”
A financial reporting prototype built for RevenueCat. The details remain classified… for now.